Vintage Regal French Phone
Have you ever found yourself stuck in the Matrix and you needed a line out, but the operator kept telling you to tough it out with the Merovingian and all the while you could sense that agents were closing in on your location? Yeah, that sucks. Good news, though. If you buy this model French style landline phone, which works, you will have dial tone in no time so you can get back onboard your ship or whatever. It even comes with generous, lengthy phone cord in the traditional style. Also, this phone might help you if you are in a relationship with many late night calls about being The One and the conversation keeps escalating the commitment level into saving the entire world and digital world too to preserve what's left of the human race, but no pressure. There is a really good chance if you try to break up at this point it's gonna be a real mess.If none of any of THAT appeals to you, maybe Kevin Mitnick will whistle various dial tones for you instead.